01. CA was RAD.
02. L was HAWT.
03. Fuck was she ever.
04. I passed up a triplicate.
05. Stupid, stupid Jon.
06. I touched E's stuff.
07. That's like peeing on another dog's tire.
08. Did NOT touch his bitch.
09. She would shiv my narrow ass.
10. Broke Chris' car.
12. I like numbers.
13. I jacked off so hard to scene porn.
14. That I chaffed Little Jon***.
15. Not really. Or did I?
***His name isn't Little Jon. I swear dude. Guess what it REALLY is, and win a date with Tad Hamilton.